Clyde and the Mystery of the Vanishing Ham
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Every weekend Paul gets breakfast on bed. Paul really likes that, but for some time he has been wondering why he so often gets only plain bread. Here is a picture of such a weekend-breakfast-on-bed. Oh, and on the right, that's Clyde, Paul's friend (especially when Paul gets breakfast on bed!). Just like Paul, Clyde has his eyes closed, so he too is still asleep. |
| Although ... maybe he's not sleeping that deeply. |
| Is that ham? That suddenly mysteriously vanishing ham? Clyde surely will watch it. To make sure it doesn't suddenly mysteriously vanish. |
| Nah! That ham looks very normal ... that's definitely not suddenly going to mysteriously vanish! |
| Hey!. What's happening there? He's not supposed to do that! |
| OR .. is he trying to move the ham to safer places, to prevent it from suddenly mysteriously vanishing? |
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Slowly but surely we start to grasp the full painful truth! And we've got photographic evidence of the crime! |
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From another angle. To check if we saw this correctly. Clyde is NOT at ALL interested in Paul's breakfast. |
| NOT aware of ANY breakfast! His thoughts are somewhere else completely. |
| That piece of ham isn't positioned right. That needs to be adjusted. A KID can see that! |
| That piece of ham ... SURE smells heavenly! |
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They just took that honestly stolen piece of ham away from me! I'll teach them! This time I take off with the whole sandwhich! Ha! |
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Oh well ... Now we know why Paul gets plain bread so often for his weekend breakfasts. And when everything is all said and done, and Paul has eaten his sandwhich with rinsed-off ham ... ... then here is always lunch again! |
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... and Paul and Clyde lived happily ever after ... (Still with weekend breakfasts on bed with suddenly vanishing ham, but no longer mysteriously) |
| By the way, this criminal behavior is nothing new: Here's a picture of Bonnie and Clyde from when they were still young and innocent! |
